Ah, the harvest is in and we can all be so grateful we once again have enough to survive another winter, unless we get found out by the christians and they come and burn us all crispy in a big bonfire in honor of their zombie prince.
We know that today, back on
a Sunday in 1941, became a
day that will live in infamy,
but as we are lucky enough to
age, we notice that the Pearl
Harbor survivors are dwindling,
like cheap gas, and B&W movies.