My wife complains that my hearing is going
She gets tired of me saying "huh" all the time
I more or less fall into a chair when I sit down
And it takes some grunting to rise from there.
I have a persistent pain in my left hip
I walk with a sort of rolling hopalong gait
I forget things
Hell I've always forgotten things
But
Dammit!
I can still see as good as ever